Toilet Walls

Toilet Walls

Watched the writing on the wall,
Thought I saw some easy scrawl, 
On the toilet floor and appalling doors.
Saw the Villa tattooed there
On the white tiled un-scrubbed surface, 
Resulting bare artistic ignoramus,
Messages from a man that called himself Shamus.
‘No shame!’ said the writing on the wall
So Fuck it all lets have a ball!
Stand and wait for the firing squad,
Wait a little longer for the man called Plod
To take me away and lock me up in my cubicle
Away from all the dirty rascals in this town, 
Bar muppets and their clowns.
Marshall law will bring it down,
Check classy ladies doing the rounds
Digging gold to feed the hounds.
Watch them scream at all the falls 
The writing on the toilet walls,
Stained with piss and shitty towels,
Hear them all run down the aisles 
Donning veils and wedding gowns
Sign away their lives right now
Later writhing on the ground,
Swim through sickly toilet floor pools,
To hear the lives go flushing down,
Scuba with the drunken grizzly ghouls.