Krypto Jim
The Title doesn’t
pertain to the ‘Times Crossword’
Or lazing about in
retirement, because that would be absurd…
I wish you all the
best
with not having to
come to work
being able to put
your feet up
you could stop, sleep
and shirk…?
Listen to some great
radio,
the cricket, the plays,
the news, make some calls…
watch some great
sports, the Olympics, rugby, cricket
don’t forget beach
volleyball
read the top 250
books
and watch the top 500
films
Put on some
sunglasses
So your not
recognised at all.
Don’t watch the
clock…
look up those old friends
on Facebook and Tik
Tok
take some
photographic stills, Instagram, pills and thrills
avoid the Trouble,
the Strife, the Taxman and Spills
Take a hot spa and
dip
learn the piano, pick
the banjo
build a full scale
Viking ship
whilst your dancing
the tango
when your looking to
chip,
with materials
self-sourced
from a Scandinavian
forest fable
build the boat,
chairs and table
through the flora and
fauna
craft a steamy
Swedish sauna…
From around the world
try all the beers and
cheeses
indiscriminately,
with verve and social media applauses
Then develop an
artisan range + various wears,
Including smoked
fish, sausage, pies and voluptuous blue pears?
So by selling your
imports & products to Asda,
save enough money for
the annual visit to ‘Waitrose in a Mazda!’
Appear as a
contestant, be famous on Countdown
Knock’em straight off
the bat on 8 out of ten cats
You can write that
book!!!
Your the smartest
around
‘How to Export – to
the Solar System, above and beyond’
Travel to South
America, just across the big pond
meet Jesus on the
hill and Pele in Brazil, then take…
…a trip to the
Netherlands
try a ‘smoke and a
pancake’
Learn how to trade,
maintain and grow a Bitcoin,
then become a
successful ‘youtuber’
about the money you
made
‘how I made my millions – you too can win!?’
With a Billion hit
channel, called ‘Krypto Jim’
So remember us best
When your swanning
around
Building stuff,
climbing Everest, stick your stake in the ground
when us lot are
trudging the Black Country miles
still sweating over
targets
trying to make
members smile.
So from me to you and
the other bods
I wish you all the
success of retirement
You lucky sod…..
