Saturday 8 November 2014

Just a Thought

Just a Thought

There's a large amount
Of decoration in the things
That we all say
But the things that really matter start to fade from
Day to day
So all that I can really do
For examples of dark matter
Is to say
Something that really doesn't really always shatter those
Obvious prerequistions of the everyday thoughts of latter
that you thought that
Was the case but it didn't really matter, so the next time that you organise a thought that redeems a heavy vision, just remember that one day it could be an exhibition.

Monday 17 March 2014

Pot of Sluggish

Pot of Sluggish

Take a slug
Ten fleas from a dog
And a lady bug
Then mud from a bog

First get the slug
And mix it with the bug
Take fleas from the dog
And put it in the bog

Put it all in a pot for tea
Bake at 111 degrees c

Saturday 25 January 2014

Dear Friend

Dear Friend,

I am the reverend O J Kemimariah
From the democtrotic Republic Isaiah
My father the Severn star General
Of the Army of Bugeria
Left you a sum of money in good faith
And was trying to ship the largente
Keeping pace
From the beach when
He couldn't reach for his phone
Did he own
And left it my task to contact
Just reply as soon as is necessary
Your smallest contract
With your bank details
And passwords for us to
Retail the bail
Transfer the sum of 30,000,000
U.S. currency to your account for you
Want to deal with me
And disseminate to Goodyear causes.
Your mostest friend and lost brother O J

Ps please reply to my friendly email as I couldn't get to a computer in my war torn desperate shitpit of a country looking to chop hands from the children and ask them to myrder their friends if they don't comply, I am a murderer, a rapist and will burn your grandmother for 10 U.S. It's just a bit easier to do this but m afraid im just a rotten turd on this earth and won't be successful this time. Please kill me.



Every day I see you
I have to look away
Your so fucking ugly
Eyes try to run away
They roll and sting and water
Say they'll never see again
Cos your so bloody putrid
I've had to change my name.


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