Wednesday, 6 March 2013

18th Reality

18th Reality

Well 18 at last Tom, Tom
What are you going to do
Drink, shout and be merry
Then dance the whole night through

I think though rather, if you will
It may go a bit like this….
A few pints you may spill
And you’ll get very pissed 

Swaying, rocking in the bar
With your trousers at your feet
We hope you show some self-control 
When your strippers on her knees

It’s all down hill from here my son
Now you’ve become a man
Legal drinks and voting slips
And drive a plumbers van.

We hope you have a lovely day
Happy Birthday to you
Tomorrow we know you will pay
When howling at the loo.

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